Category: Erotica

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V-DAY BUILDUP!

God there’s a LOT of coupling pressure leading up to V-Day. I mean – ladies! PLEASE, explain to me the big deal about a dozen red roses and a box of [probably shitty] chocolates. As IF I can’t easily buy this for myself. Or, dinner out. Puleeeeeze. Been there, done that OVER and OVER and OVER regardless of V-Day, with or without someone. Ya, I’ve done the 5-star restaurants and the table on the ocean front too.

Is this my “problem” with V-Day: there’s really not much I NEED from a man? There’s really not much I haven’t experienced before now or can do, get, or buy for myself should the desire arise. ….. except for a hard dick. THAT I need (from a man)…. and I want it too [DEEEEPLY]. Annnnnd there is one other thing I’ve gone on a journey to find in recent months: ROMANCE. Is it possible for a single woman to create romance with and for herself? Well, please do read on.

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Engorged Things.

For me, aspects of porn are reminiscent of traveling circuses of the past, when they had the “freak shows”, also known as “sideshows.” If you think I’m being negative about porn, I’m not. I personally have a certain kind of fascination for the freak shows of bygone days, as well as porn today.

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!

Today is the one-year anniversary of Lily’s Lip Service! wwwoooohhhooo! It’s an INCREDIBLE feeling for me to be here, with all ya all, celebrating my Lip Service’s one-year anniversary!!?!!!! It’s been so much fun and an enormous pleasure sharing with you this past year. I look forward to many years beyond this day. HAPPY V-DAY EVERYONE!

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THIS IS ON YOU, LADIES. GUYS – PAY ATTENTION.

WOW PMS, right?!?!?!?! A force to be reckoned with. No one would disagree it seems. I’m 25 days into a 30-day cleanse, which includes no sugar and no alcohol. Let me tell you – the PMS was a real challenge this week! I’m getting through it, but it’s been rough. There was a time, back in my late 20s and early 30s, when PMS ruled me. Thank god those days are over. I took responsibility and control. How, you ask? Well, first by recognizing the moment I started becoming “difficult”, i.e. bitchy, or recognizing, that ironically everyone else was bothering me; then second, by investing in some herbal remedies that quickly helped with the hormonal imbalance. It was quite easy, really. Well, #1 wasn’t so easy – you know – admitting it wasn’t ok to just be bitchy because I was pms; but #2 was certainly easy and fortunately for me my body responded well.

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I WANT TO PILEDRIVE YOU.

I have been DYING to get this post written. It’s been bothering me for a month because I don’t want you to feel abandoned by me! Today, I want to GOBBLE you all up because you are all so tasty and deliciously good looking (and I’d like to gobble up some luscious hard dick too)! But, since none of you are here right now I’m gonna have to settle with stuffing my face with turkey in a little while. I think of you all every day. I’ve had soooo many thoughts and ideas, wanting to get them down on paper and posted here. So, here goes. Enjoy the ride.

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TREVOR!

I’m baaaaaaack! WOW isn’t summer awesome! I just got back from attending the Targhee Music Festival last weekend. Sooooo much fun in an absolutely spectacular setting – at the base of the Teton Range. Fuels the soul, feeds the heart, invigorates the privates!

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