Aww damn! I intended to post TWICE before 2017 was up but then I got suuuuuuuper sick. YIKES. It’s hard (HARD: one of my favorite topics) for me to get motivated to write about sex for ya all when I’m, well, not at my best. Hope you don’t feel cheated! You know I love to indulge you with my tales and follies!! (INDULGE: one of my favorite words.)
I WANT TO PILEDRIVE YOU.
I have been DYING to get this post written. It’s been bothering me for a month because I don’t want you to feel abandoned by me! Today, I want to GOBBLE you all up because you are all so tasty and deliciously good looking (and I’d like to gobble up some luscious hard dick too)! But, since none of you are here right now I’m gonna have to settle with stuffing my face with turkey in a little while. I think of you all every day. I’ve had soooo many thoughts and ideas, wanting to get them down on paper and posted here. So, here goes. Enjoy the ride.
A Lifetime of Ubering
WHAT R U THINKING?
I love anal as much as the next person (well, probably more because the next person probably doesn’t love anal, not everyone loves anal, I bet the majority of people don’t LOVE anal… but anywho, you get my drift here… I love anal.) I also love sucking cock. IF I love your cock, then I will love sucking it but I do not suck every cock, nor do I love every cock. I will love your cock if it gives me lots and lots of orgasms. I might love it a little bit, if upon first seeing it, it’s appealing to me. So, if we are meeting for the first time (the cock and I), then we could have sorta a love at first sight thing and I may suck it for a while…but really only to get it in the mood to give me lots of orgasms.
INTERNET DATING. OMG.
Dating!!!! Internet dating!!! I feel like I need a doctorate in behavioral science to navigate the personalities and situations that come my way. Internet dating involves a serious handle on how to decipher the difference between chemistry, love, love at first site, lust, attraction, desire, maybe compatibility, maybe mutual admiration of each other, quite possibly disgust. There’s so much BS, it’s quite tough getting to the bottom of what the truth really is (oh, but, silly me, I should never mind the truth). And one of the biggest reasons for that is because we are in denial about just how DEEEEEPLY CONNECTED we truly do or don’t want to be with another person.
Birthday BLISS
It’s my BIRTHDAY EVE so I thought I’d PUT OUT for all ya’all!!! WOW what a MONTH I’ve had. Busy with work; super busy with PLAY; sex play, water play, toy play, secret play 😉 LOTS of orgasms, bliss all around. Birthday bliss is the BEST.
TREVOR!
I’m baaaaaaack! WOW isn’t summer awesome! I just got back from attending the Targhee Music Festival last weekend. Sooooo much fun in an absolutely spectacular setting – at the base of the Teton Range. Fuels the soul, feeds the heart, invigorates the privates!
GOOD FEELZZZZZ
This week I’ve been contemplating how much HOW WE FEEL about ourselves and our bodies correlates with how we feel naked in front of a mirror, in the bedroom, and in BED with our lover. OF COURSE it does, right?
FANTASY is your friend.
While I was lying in bed this morning contemplating today’s posting (and masturbating) I wondered: Do you feel guilty for your fantasies? If you do, I would like to empower you to NOT feel guilty any longer.
DO IT. EVEN WHEN YOU DON’T FEEEEEEEEL LIKE IT.
There can be times when we don’t feeeeeeel like having sex. There are times when your partner doesn’t feeeeeeel like having sex. It’s not anyone else’s job to make sure you are fully, sexually satisfied. It’s your job, and yours alone.
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Blue Dong & Birth Control
Sorry for the delayed post!!!! The holiday weekend set me back a day. Smooches!!!
Ohhhh birth control. .. even without taking into consideration the onslaught of political BS that is swirling around regarding women’s access to this all-important product, I have quite a lot to say.
First of all, let’s discuss CYCLES. It’s fairly easy and obvious to know that planning pregnancy or making sure pregnancy only happens WHEN WE REALLY WANT IT TO HAPPEN is a fairly “easy” thing to do. Yet, we fail at this time and again. Why is that??
I would venture to say it’s because there’s a HUGE disconnect happening here… and both women and men are guilty.
HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.