I blind-date roasted somebody in my last post; then my website got hacked EEEEK. That’s all fixed now but life’s a beotch and she got back at me real quick on that roast. I had the pleasure of running into the roasted dude at the grocery store. Why that had to happen, well, karma is the only reason I can think of! It was so awkward. In the store – he actually asked me why I wouldn’t see him again. Really? You’re gonna ask me that question in the beer aisle of the grocery store? The simple response here: no chemistry, OK? Small town probs.
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THIS IS ON YOU, LADIES. GUYS – PAY ATTENTION.
WOW PMS, right?!?!?!?! A force to be reckoned with. No one would disagree it seems. I’m 25 days into a 30-day cleanse, which includes no sugar and no alcohol. Let me tell you – the PMS was a real challenge this week! I’m getting through it, but it’s been rough. There was a time, back in my late 20s and early 30s, when PMS ruled me. Thank god those days are over. I took responsibility and control. How, you ask? Well, first by recognizing the moment I started becoming “difficult”, i.e. bitchy, or recognizing, that ironically everyone else was bothering me; then second, by investing in some herbal remedies that quickly helped with the hormonal imbalance. It was quite easy, really. Well, #1 wasn’t so easy – you know – admitting it wasn’t ok to just be bitchy because I was pms; but #2 was certainly easy and fortunately for me my body responded well.
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2018: MORE INDULGENCE PLEASE!
Aww damn! I intended to post TWICE before 2017 was up but then I got suuuuuuuper sick. YIKES. It’s hard (HARD: one of my favorite topics) for me to get motivated to write about sex for ya all when I’m, well, not at my best. Hope you don’t feel cheated! You know I love to indulge you with my tales and follies!! (INDULGE: one of my favorite words.)
A Lifetime of Ubering
WHAT R U THINKING?
I love anal as much as the next person (well, probably more because the next person probably doesn’t love anal, not everyone loves anal, I bet the majority of people don’t LOVE anal… but anywho, you get my drift here… I love anal.) I also love sucking cock. IF I love your cock, then I will love sucking it but I do not suck every cock, nor do I love every cock. I will love your cock if it gives me lots and lots of orgasms. I might love it a little bit, if upon first seeing it, it’s appealing to me. So, if we are meeting for the first time (the cock and I), then we could have sorta a love at first sight thing and I may suck it for a while…but really only to get it in the mood to give me lots of orgasms.
GOOD FEELZZZZZ
This week I’ve been contemplating how much HOW WE FEEL about ourselves and our bodies correlates with how we feel naked in front of a mirror, in the bedroom, and in BED with our lover. OF COURSE it does, right?
DO IT. EVEN WHEN YOU DON’T FEEEEEEEEL LIKE IT.
There can be times when we don’t feeeeeeel like having sex. There are times when your partner doesn’t feeeeeeel like having sex. It’s not anyone else’s job to make sure you are fully, sexually satisfied. It’s your job, and yours alone.
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Blue Dong & Birth Control
Sorry for the delayed post!!!! The holiday weekend set me back a day. Smooches!!!
Ohhhh birth control. .. even without taking into consideration the onslaught of political BS that is swirling around regarding women’s access to this all-important product, I have quite a lot to say.
First of all, let’s discuss CYCLES. It’s fairly easy and obvious to know that planning pregnancy or making sure pregnancy only happens WHEN WE REALLY WANT IT TO HAPPEN is a fairly “easy” thing to do. Yet, we fail at this time and again. Why is that??
I would venture to say it’s because there’s a HUGE disconnect happening here… and both women and men are guilty.
HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
SQUIRTING.Revisited.
I’ve been anxiously waiting for the right opportunity to bring SQUIRTING back up! I mean, I’ve had a number of requests to discuss techniques in greater detail since my very first post on V-Day. I received a specific request this week: