Are you *snickering*?? I do, whenever I see 69 anywhere – weather reports, MPH, maps, my food purchase yesterday ended in .69 cents.
The 90s
The Internet Guy – or ANY service guy.
I had my Internet installed the other day. My technician was hot. It’s a pretty awkward scenario in general – having a strange man in my home, whom I’ve never met. I was immediately propelled back to the 90s and my days of reading Penthouse Letters. Haha! So many of the stories were about women at home, with their “service technicians” showing up: plumber, UPS guy, pool cleaner. You know, one look and they’re doing it on the kitchen table or the chaise lounge beside the pool; they’re getting FULLY serviced!
PASSION & LUST & DESIRE & MORE PASSION, PLEASE!
LUSTINESS
PASSION: “strong and barely controllable emotion”.
LUST: “very strong sexual desire”.
DESIRE: “a strong feeling of wanting to have something” (or, someone).
Lust, particularly when fueled by passion and desire, will generate some very real life OH WOW moments.
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Can you say: K.E.G.E.L.?
KEGEL.
Key-Gul.
Ladies, seriously. Can you say kegel(s)? Please tell me you know what I’m talking about. If not, Google it real quick and get right back here. For those of you that do know what a kegel is but aren’t doing them regularly – set an alarm on your phone right now that reminds you daily to do kegels. I’m going to wait right here while you do that.
WHAT MY MAN DOES
How often; What time of day; Where?
I like knowing my man masturbates. In fact, it may seem like I’m being quite nosey at times because I ask a lot of questions, like, “when, how often, what time of day, where?” I generally refrain from asking them about their fantasies…. I mean what they may have been looking at or thinking about. There’s some privacies involved here. But I ask those other questions because when I hear about it – I get turned on.