HOW SCARY AM I?

What I’ve been pondering lately is HOW this blog makes men feel, in general, and about ME, more specifically. I mean, I’m single so if a guy’s interested in me or if I’m interested in him – is it a very good idea to tell him about this blog? It seems like I would terrify and scare every man off.

I’ve mentioned this to a few friends and asked a couple of guys. The women say, “if he’s scared, then he’s not the right man for YOU” and the guys say, “ya, it’s intimidating” and I’m not asking sexually inhibited men either. Basically, the men are telling me I’m right.  I suppose I’m just gonna have to take the attitude of: zero fucks given.

While coming to terms that I’ve essentially fucked myself here with this ‘ol blog, hahaha which, I can truly do quite well (fuck myself, that is, think blue dong with a suction cup), of course I realize I sure don’t want to miss out on my fair share of cock action. Cause, ya know, I enjoy me some real dick. But, it’s seemingly TIME for me to venture forward into a new arena of lovership. To that end, I’ve begun creating an ad of sorts. What do you think – shall I purchase ad space in the newspaper? Here’s my drafted AD.

SEEKING: LOVER BOY.

THE POSITION:

*must be willing to attempt to wrangle this bodacious babe

*must be willing to follow new leads in the bedroom

*must be willing to come up with your own new leads in the bedroom

*must be willing and able to pleasure me until I’m satisfied (it’s really NOT that difficult)

*must be willing to let me be ME

*must enjoy getting your cock sucked

*must enjoy SEX, a lot

PAY/BENEFITS/PERKS:

*your extreme and total satisfaction

THE LOCATION:

My bedroom, or my living room, or your couch, our vehicles, or the great outdoors!

ABOUT ME:

Sassy, Sexy, XXX

INTERESTED/QUALIFIED?

If you aren’t scared (or even if you are), please contact me by clicking the email link below.

When I say things like, “able to pleasure me until I’m satisfied” or “must enjoy SEX, a lot” I want to follow that up and say two things: 1. I’m not that difficult to please; and 2. I love sex but it doesn’t have to be every hour of every day. So, I hope that helps you in your decision making of whether or not you want to apply for this position. There is a point here. That is, A LOT of sex is not what I find satisfying. The quality of the sex is what I find satisfying. I believe this could be an inherent difference between men and women. I think guys can much more readily get off with quickies and feel satisfied with quickies. Myself, and other women I know, sure, we can enjoy SOME quickies. But, it will NOT sustain us. Gosh, it seems women are just much more sexually complicated. We are certainly much more sexually complicated in that we are able to cum in more ways than one! The research and the learning has got to happen. Because, guys, if you’re asking your woman IF she had an orgasm, well, see below:

MALE PERSPECTIVES.

I love the male perspective regarding my writing and am sooooo appreciative of the feedback I’ve been receiving already. Mostly this is from men who know me, and even some who have fucked me. Then there’s the cursory feedback from the guys who are essentially like my brothers. Oh, bless them. Just to support me, they have read the blog. But it doesn’t sit well with their morals… or maybe it’s their scruples. They don’t like reading about their “sister” squirting, or choking on dick. I suppose I can’t blame them.

I have amazing and close male friendships. Some have wives or girlfriends, some are single, one I’ve slept with (slept with = had sex with), they are all so dear to me. This isn’t including my exes either. I’m friends with many of my exes, they have their own category of specialness. What’s best is they all impart male wisdom upon me. I get to ask sex questions even. They know me so they aren’t shocked by my forwardness and since they know me they also feel free to be free with their answers!! Sssoooooo great!

Now, these guys ARE reading this blog. Many of them. I’ve gleened some pretty fantastic feedback from them! One told me, “really thought squirters were just peeing on me..keep up the education.” OMG do you even realize that one, single comment just made my blog completely and wholly and totally worthwhile. Guys! Keep up the good work. Venture forth. I will do my best to lay the foundation for YOU to bring some serious excitement into your bedroom! (see below, the wet panties paragraph).

LOLLIPOPS.

When I left the bank yesterday I grabbed a SUCKer. Cherry. I opened that up and popped it into my mouth as I walked out the door and strolled downtown. How fun is it to suck a sucker while walking on errands? It’s a great opportunity and good use of time to practice some sucking and slurping all the while looking quite “normal”. I mean, the bank gave me the sucker. Clearly, I’m given permission to suck away. It’s pretty fucking sexy, really, and I always enjoy the allure of being and feeling saucy and sassy. These are truly the things that go through my mind while I’m running simple errands to the bank and the post office. Don’t be afraid to HAVE these thoughts; don’t be afraid to admit to having these thoughts; don’t be afraid to ACT on these thoughts. If you want to lick a lollipop like you’re thinking about sucking your man’s cock while walking down the sidewalk – JUST DO IT. (thank you, Nike). Remember – ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.

THINGS THAT GO IN YOUR MOUTH.

Yep. Speaking of shoving a lollipop in your mouth to suck on – have you ever had a man shove your wet, creamy panties into your mouth? Now THAT is a sexy move. This brings up a very good point though. If you just cringed at the thought of that ladies, I want you to do something for me. ALLOW your man to be free to try things without a negative reaction from you, in the moment that is. I’m not saying that you can’t express that you don’t like having your wet panties shoved in your mouth. LOL what I’m saying is – WAIT until sex is over, or even until the next day, to say – ya, that doesn’t really turn me on. If you react negatively in the moment it’s gonna stifle his spontaneity and spontaneity is the absolute BEST thing for your sex life. Work on your response times. Try meditating on THAT thought (visualize the wet panties).

WITH THAT NASTY (in such a good way) THOUGHT, buh bye until next week!

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