I just spent the past hour debating on whether or not I could finalize this post ….. you, know, like, BANG IT OUT. I finally decided, yes, indeed, I can and will bang it out. Then I may bang it out with myself too!
TEETER-TOTTERING
It’s really fun (not) to feel chewed up and spit out by someone. Someone who I loved and cared for. DEEPLY (teehee I said deep). What’s even more fun (not) is to take responsibility and recognize how I allowed myself to be chewed up…. and how I allowed the chewing to go on for far too long.
MISBEHAVE and keep MISBEHAVING!
WOW I just had a GREAT time with my blue dong. Yes, I was playing with myself AGAIN.
There’s a dirty dildo on my floor right now!
I kinda thought that might get your attention and it’s TRUE too so, there ya go!
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What’s LOVE Got To Do With It?
I blind-date roasted somebody in my last post; then my website got hacked EEEEK. That’s all fixed now but life’s a beotch and she got back at me real quick on that roast. I had the pleasure of running into the roasted dude at the grocery store. Why that had to happen, well, karma is the only reason I can think of! It was so awkward. In the store – he actually asked me why I wouldn’t see him again. Really? You’re gonna ask me that question in the beer aisle of the grocery store? The simple response here: no chemistry, OK? Small town probs.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!
Today is the one-year anniversary of Lily’s Lip Service! wwwoooohhhooo! It’s an INCREDIBLE feeling for me to be here, with all ya all, celebrating my Lip Service’s one-year anniversary!!?!!!! It’s been so much fun and an enormous pleasure sharing with you this past year. I look forward to many years beyond this day. HAPPY V-DAY EVERYONE!
A Lifetime of Ubering
WHAT R U THINKING?
I love anal as much as the next person (well, probably more because the next person probably doesn’t love anal, not everyone loves anal, I bet the majority of people don’t LOVE anal… but anywho, you get my drift here… I love anal.) I also love sucking cock. IF I love your cock, then I will love sucking it but I do not suck every cock, nor do I love every cock. I will love your cock if it gives me lots and lots of orgasms. I might love it a little bit, if upon first seeing it, it’s appealing to me. So, if we are meeting for the first time (the cock and I), then we could have sorta a love at first sight thing and I may suck it for a while…but really only to get it in the mood to give me lots of orgasms.
GOOD FEELZZZZZ
This week I’ve been contemplating how much HOW WE FEEL about ourselves and our bodies correlates with how we feel naked in front of a mirror, in the bedroom, and in BED with our lover. OF COURSE it does, right?
LIVE-LOVE-LAUGH-FUCK! (and cry sometimes)
It’s difficult to type with so many tears streaming down my face, clouding my vision. Dammit. But, it’s the direction I’m gonna go with, it’s the sentiment I will run with. When fully living life, the emotions will flow. You know, when it’s good, it’s GOOD; but when it’s bad, it fucking SUCKS ASS.
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Accepting Applications. FOR A NEW LOVER.
HOW SCARY AM I?
What I’ve been pondering lately is HOW this blog makes men feel, in general, and about ME, more specifically. I mean, I’m single so if a guy’s interested in me or if I’m interested in him – is it a very good idea to tell him about this blog? It seems like I would terrify and scare every man off.