I’ve been anxiously waiting for the right opportunity to bring SQUIRTING back up! I mean, I’ve had a number of requests to discuss techniques in greater detail since my very first post on V-Day. I received a specific request this week:
“Dear LLS,
My coworkers and I are huge fans of your blog, and we love to discuss your posts. I’ve recently learned I am the only woman in my office who doesn’t squirt. I’m suddenly embarrassed by my lack of knowledge and I feel like I’m missing out on something fun and amazing. Can you please help me?”
Why, YES! Yes, I can help!!
Here’s the book I read and will be referencing throughout this post:
Female ejaculation, of course, is another way of saying squirting. I personally like the visual “squirting” conjures for me: a geyser!! a fountain!! and who doesn’t like taking a big gulp of water from a fountain?
#Deborah.Sundahl, author of the above book, has a website:
I also just followed Deborah on Facebook. She’s STILL teaching squirt classes it looks like. She even has a webinar coming up:
https://www.facebook.com/events/402806890097656/
Shall we watch it together?? I think a webinar is a fantastic idea because then you can “join” in the festivities of learning how to squirt without having someone right next to you, in a class, sitting in a circle (frightened face emoji here). Only in California, I swear, haha, would people go to a class, to stick their fingers in their pussies, sitting in a circle together. Been there, done that (“when in Rome”).
Deborah’s book is lengthy, and gives A LOT of great information. Personally, I was in a hurry when I downloaded it, to get to the good stuff. So, I cut to the chase, went to the meaty stuff. Well, to be clearer, I dove straight into my puss with my fingers.
Here’s what I recommend based upon experience.
EXPLORATION 101
I believe getting to know this part of yourself by yourself FIRST is your best bet. You can bring a lover into the experience after YOU get clear about HOW to do it. It’s kinda mechanical at first because it’s LEARNING. Plus, we don’t need performance anxiety added into the mix.
Get yourself dressed and feeling sexy. Dressed ….as in lingerie dressed. Feel GOOOOOD in your body. Get comfy. Be sure you have complete privacy. What’s going to be important is that you are able to RELAX. So, not worrying about interruptions is a good thing. We don’t wanna have someone burst in on you in the midst of a fountain shooting from your puss! That could be traumatizing. Be sure to be hydrated BUT it’s going to be best to empty your bladder. I find that I feel paranoid that I’m peeing if I haven’t just emptied my bladder. I also recommend that you have at least one orgasm before beginning your squirt journey. This gets you loosened up, relaxed, and also begins to get you plumped up and juicy. So have an orgasm or two, then go to the bathroom. And grab your towels!! I sat in my bed to do this. Be sure to protect your mattress. For reals.
What I did is I downloaded the book into Kindle and, while I was holding my phone in one hand and reading, I was following along with my other hand. You know, multitasking. It’s always been one of my strong suits. I’m not going to reinvent the language or technique here. I’m encouraging you to spend I think it was $8.00 on Deborah’s book. She’s clearly a pro. I started skimming through Chapter One – which is “a peek inside a female ejaculation workshop”. As Deborah began to get specific about what to DO, I essentially joined in as if I were a guest at the workshop. There’s some stuff she does first like – a banana exercise – to see how strong your PC muscle is. You’ve all been doing your kegels as I instructed a few weeks ago, right?? I would say try not to get too focused on whether or not you have a toned PC muscle at this point. Just go with the flow…. and get to the part where you have your fingers in your vag and you’ve found and are massaging your G-spot. That’s first and foremost. Then, you do need a basic understanding of what it feels like to be clenching your vaginal muscles and releasing them. This is what helps build up the fluid you’re gonna squirt. Let me clarify here too…. what I didn’t realize is squirting is not or does not have to be directly related to an orgasm. So, in other words, I squirted but didn’t orgasm at the same time. If you read the book, you’ll see that Deborah talks about the difference between clitoral orgasms and G-spot orgasms. Moving back/forth between these different orgasms can be confusing at first if you’ve relied wholly on clitoral orgasms up until now. Just keep reminding yourself that this is a learning curve and one try may or may not result in a squirt. But, as with anything, practice makes perfect.
EJACULATION – the female way!
As you keep reading the book, when you get to the part in Chapter One where Deborah’s talking about what she calls, “ejac rockets” that’s when I suggest you start paying closest attention (I like to get to the heart of the matter and jump to my end-game and then start over if necessary, that’s just my general personality; your personality style may warrant you read the book from cover-to-cover first. Just don’t get bogged down in the details is all I’m sayin’! get squirting quickly). The “ejac rockets” are “the ejaculation sensations”. AGREED. It can feel uncomfortable. Deborah talks you through all of this. I recommend that you read word-for-word as she is guiding [you] through her workshop, and DO it with her. You will be massaging your G-spot and pushing out as if you are trying to pee; clenching/pushing; clinching/pushing; massaging your G-spot; feeling your G-spot getting swollen. Focus on this for a while and relax with ALL the sensations which are new. The book takes you to a point when – after you’ve spent some time massaging and clinching/pushing – Deborah will say take your fingers out and PUSH (feeling like you are peeing) and that’s when the squirt will happen. If it doesn’t happen, then you will “go back in” (lol) for more work of massaging, and clenching/pushing. It has happened to me that I haven’t been ready to squirt so I went back to massaging the G-spot.
My first time I honestly totally shocked myself when, as I was following along and I did as was instructed, I pulled out my fingers and pushed, and squirted!! Others don’t squirt the first time. There is no right or wrong.
So, ya, the mechanics of learning to squirt are just like many other things – following directions and instructions. We aren’t re-inventing this. It’s been mapped out – all we have to do is follow along. Once you are squirting, and the novelty has worn off a bit, THEN it becomes the thing that takes us to a new level of satisfaction. I personally find that I don’t desire to squirt every time I’m having sex. I haven’t yet gotten myself trained to squirt and orgasm at the exact same time, but very close. Of course it’s all related because it’s all arousal. I just want you to know it’s so fun and so deeply satisfying. This is not just a gimmick for entertainment. If we take seriously what both Deborah or #KimAnami are saying, then we know there is a much deeper meaning to our orgasmic possibilities.
Last week I literally had the BEST sex of my life because of squirting. I mean, my lover took it very seriously when I told him I would be squirting for us, that I could feel I’d built up some seriously deep, gurgling, explosive kind of steam inside my lady parts and I was gonna erupt like Old Faithful in Yellowstone. I think he may have been reading or studying up on the “how-to” himself because he showed up seemingly having some new skills. Whatever it was – maybe just his instincts and confidence – it was incredible. My orgasms were absolutely out of this world all while soaking the blanket on my couch. Thankfully it was a thick blanket. #lifegoals
GOALS
SOAK YOUR SHEETS; well, soak your towels that are on top of your sheets or soak your blankets in any kind of nest you choose to create for your squirting ventures; eventually you’ll be soaking your man’s cock too and omg he’s going to go ballistic over that!
Either way – have a GREAT week. If you want some additional advice – you know you can email me, right? [email protected]
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