THE WANING WAX.

I’ve been personally elated that the bush has made a reappearance in porn. Like, it gave me permission to stop waxing. For some reason that permission seemed to need to come from the pages, or videos, of Hustler.

I’ve been told by waxers that apparently, I’m their worst case as far as ingrown hairs go. Seems as tho not only do I have thick hair but 2 hairs grow out of each follicle. Lucky me!!! So, after years and years of trying lots of techniques and products, I’ve pretty much stopped waxing. I tried just waxing my puss lips and bum, and that does work out, I don’t get ingrowns in those places. But, I’m always, always tempted when I’m there on the table to just TRY again…. and then it fails AGAIN….and I get all the nasty ingrowns. It’s the bikini line area where I’ve had the MOST troubles with the ingrowns. It’s soooo unattractive and embarrassingly ugly that I HAD to give in to just using trimmers. I have found I pretty much like them quite a lot. AND – they’re pain free, except for the occasional nick. Which I take very personally because it seems like a real crime to injure a sensitive pussy lip. But, pain free compared to the torture of a waxing. Ironically, the bum was always the easiest!! Never hurt me anyway. But, if you’ve been waxed, you know that sensitive spot down there …the taint. Taint the asshole, taint the pussy…. a little off to the side of the taint. That particular wax pull was always excruciating. I don’t miss that. AT. ALL. Also, the trimmers give a real close “shave” so the hairs feel a little bit fuzzy, and there’s no razor burn either.

TROUBLE-SHOOTING.

One time someone told me a story. It was his friend’s story and it essentially went like this: he was licking a chick’s pussy and he noticed a whitehead down there; then after a while he didn’t see the whitehead which made him realize it had popped and that pretty much wasn’t a sexy realization. These sorts of things CAN and DO happen, right?!?! Of course they can and do because we’re trying to do what society tells us we’re supposed to – get rid of hair which creates consequences which have to be addressed. The struggle is REAL and all you guys growing beards – I totally get it (and mostly find it attractive), but why do you do it, really?!?!? Because you’re SICK of shaving. Well, don’t be shocked if your woman gets sick of grooming too.

I personally like a man who takes some care of his own BUSH. Do you think we like navigating the hair? I’m not talking about getting rid of all the hair down there, just some trimming, like I do, because I do like some furriness. What I realllllllly love to do is trim HIS bushy bum for him!! Teehee. It’s kind of an obsession. But, let’s just get real about these double standards. Us females are obligated to SHAVE a lot more than just our face. It’s our legs, bush, underarms, and even our eyebrows too. Oh, I have driven my waxer friend bonkers for years because I won’t let her near my brows. I like them full and bushy and it’s purposeful. So, THERE. My eyebrows are prob bushier than my bush. Well, now I’m really giving this some thought and comparing them in my mind. Probs not really.

So, of course, I appreciate a man who enjoys some BUSH, some hair growth down there. I don’t like A LOT of it myself. Gets in the way. But I like to try and stay a little on the animal side of things. I’ve got some of that inner wildness that hasn’t completely diminished. Tapping into natural wildness is an inherent part of our sexuality. But, smooth, hair free pussy lips are sure niiiiice for that penis penetration. .. nothing to get caught and pulled inside as the tip of that hard cock enters me.

PORN BINGE.

Isn’t it wonderful to find a man who knows HOW to penetrate in all the right ways? I know it takes some time to get to know each other, and chemistry is a huge factor that determines the kind of sex we can or will have with someone. However, guys, there’s some skills involved here. For starters, LASTING is key. I happen to be on a porn binge right now. This happens for a few days; a couple times a year. I go buy a Hustler mag because it includes a 4-hour DVD and I can binge watch for a few days, until I get bored w/it. There’s always a scene or two that totally gets me off. I’m super TIRED and burnt out on gifs right now. I can scroll through for 15 minutes and not see anything that interests me. I mean, it’s alllllll interesting but it doesn’t get me “off”; doesn’t even really get me aroused. Just time for a break apparently. So, I’ve been binge watching some porn and after a few orgasms, I’ll leave it playing in the background while doing other things so I can critique the fuck technique and critique the chick’s moaning. Lol

It’s kinda mind boggling HOW 2 people can fuck for a camera when she’s not wet and he can’t keep it hard. I always notice new things with these DVDs… you know, like trends. With this one the women are literally blowing my mind with their deep throating skills. I mean every single one of them is totally capable of having a giant cock all the way down their throat for more than an 1/16th of a second…as in it’s IN there – one one thousand, two one thousand, three one. ….oh! and finally she’s done and pushes him out. But doesn’t skip a beat and starts to beat him off, or something of the sort. There’s a basic routine with porn, right?? First, they kiss a little and get undressed, then he licks her puss for like 10 seconds, then she sucks him for like 30 minutes, then she rides him front ways and back ways, then he turns her over and fucks her ass, then she flips back over and he cums on her tits or face. I mean, there’s some variations but that’s the gist, right? There’s quite a few squirters showing up in porn these days too!!! Makes things exciting!

GAGGING & SLOBBERING? YEP.

I’ve tried practicing deep throating with a cucumber. It’s just not possible to practice on anything other than a real dick. Because the excitement is what fuels the desire to want something down my throat regardless of gagging and slobbering. In fact, the gagging and slobbering and spitting are part of the fun. It’s gross to gag and slobber over a cucumber, and not fun for even a second. I personally have a pretty strong gag reflex…. which has diminished somewhat with practice (wink wink since we now know HOW I practice) but mostly I’ve just learned to not only be ok w/gagging but I kind of crave it in an odd way. It means that I’ve got my favorite man’s cock deep in my throat and THAT gets me very wet, very quickly. I imagine that it must feel really damn good, and that’s what gets ME OFF. I haven’t always given blow jobs. I just happen to really really love this one particular cock. I’ve gotten lots of practice w/it.

I told a boyfriend/lover once, long ago, that I didn’t suck dick. Lmao. Didn’t I tell that story already? I think so, I’ll look it up……. Oh, I can’t find it. But, I broke the faux “promise” when we were together on an island, it was a full moon, we were standing in the lagoon, the water was warm, the air was warm and thick with humidity, the breeze was cool because it was dark out and, well, I was so overwhelmed that I just knew I had to suck his dick right then and there. Circumstances can certainly play a role in HOW generous we feel towards our lovers.

Well, it seems I may be repeating myself so that must mean it’s time for me to shut the fuck up for this week. Stay tuned, guys. I’m gonna try and ease your worried minds next week regarding squirting. I mean, for those of you who may feel worried, baffled, or intimidated, I hope to have some words of encouragement. Ok? So, hang in there until next week. I just got too caught up in all the BUSH talk this week.

Until then,

Go binge watch some porn and think of me. I mean, unless you have a wife, then think about her.

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