Let me tell you about the other night when my lover showed up on short notice to surprise me. He brought cucumbers!!! And some Valentine’s Day chocolates.
Independence Day
When there is a holiday… and I travel… and I lose track of time… I need more time!
Stay tuned for a post; coming sooooooon!
Hint: “anyone out there like golden showers”?
VACAY
Taking this week OFF (yes, also getting off).
Please go to Kim Anami’s video, link below:
LIVE-LOVE-LAUGH-FUCK! (and cry sometimes)
It’s difficult to type with so many tears streaming down my face, clouding my vision. Dammit. But, it’s the direction I’m gonna go with, it’s the sentiment I will run with. When fully living life, the emotions will flow. You know, when it’s good, it’s GOOD; but when it’s bad, it fucking SUCKS ASS.
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HOMEWORK: SEX BUCKET LISTS
This week has been pretty fucking exciting because I’ve been personally, sexually challenged. I discovered a new sex guru. A woman who speaks my language. My first experience of her was to read her quote: “Behind every good woman is a man, on his knees, thrusting voraciously.” Kim Anami. Thank you, Kim!
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PREACHIN’ IT!
I am single. I am childless. I am proud of it (finally).
Puuleeeaaase don’t pretend to condescendingly think I’m “talking myself into” this. I’m not. I’ve explored all options. I’ve explored the possibility that I’m sabotaging myself or tricking myself into believing this. I’ve explored that maybe I’m “unlucky in love” or I’m “unlucky” in getting pregnant. Nope, I don’t think so. I’m making the single, childless choices, consciously. Of course, I admit to myself and I know I haven’t made the best choices in men in the past. Ya, I could use some therapy.
The 90s
The Internet Guy – or ANY service guy.
I had my Internet installed the other day. My technician was hot. It’s a pretty awkward scenario in general – having a strange man in my home, whom I’ve never met. I was immediately propelled back to the 90s and my days of reading Penthouse Letters. Haha! So many of the stories were about women at home, with their “service technicians” showing up: plumber, UPS guy, pool cleaner. You know, one look and they’re doing it on the kitchen table or the chaise lounge beside the pool; they’re getting FULLY serviced!
ANIMAL SEX
THE PRIMAL SIDE
When I was reprimanding men in the last post about their “jack-hammering” it piqued my curiosity to watch some animal sex. To see what’s going on in the animal world. I chose lions. You know, pussy cats. I was quite fascinated. It’s not the first time I’ve seen animals having sex, but this was certainly a time when I was more aroused by it than just curious.
32-Year-Old Males
DATING ADVICE?
A 32-year-old male decided to give me dating advice the other night. (Where’s the laughing emoji when I need it most). I scoffed but quickly made the decision to be diplomatic and give him reasonable opportunity to either: 1. Give me some good advice, or at least a nugget of useful information; or 2. Retract his statement and apologize profusely for thinking he had any advice to give me. Continue reading “32-Year-Old Males”
The Morning After
The morning after my V-DAY BLOG LAUNCH, I looked at some Facebook stats and noticed that SIXTY-NINE of my friends had liked the Lily’s Lip Service page. You gotta know I LOVED that. It’s one of those moments where I snicker and think “isn’t it ironic” and then have Alanis Morissette ‘s song stuck in my head for a couple hours.