A Lifetime of Ubering

WHAT R U THINKING?

I love anal as much as the next person (well, probably more because the next person probably doesn’t love anal, not everyone loves anal, I bet the majority of people don’t LOVE anal… but anywho, you get my drift here… I love anal.) I also love sucking cock. IF I love your cock, then I will love sucking it but I do not suck every cock, nor do I love every cock. I will love your cock if it gives me lots and lots of orgasms. I might love it a little bit, if upon first seeing it, it’s appealing to me. So, if we are meeting for the first time (the cock and I), then we could have sorta a love at first sight thing and I may suck it for a while…but really only to get it in the mood to give me lots of orgasms.

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INTERNET DATING. OMG.

Dating!!!! Internet dating!!! I feel like I need a doctorate in behavioral science to navigate the personalities and situations that come my way. Internet dating involves a serious handle on how to decipher the difference between chemistry, love, love at first site, lust, attraction, desire, maybe compatibility, maybe mutual admiration of each other, quite possibly disgust. There’s so much BS, it’s quite tough getting to the bottom of what the truth really is (oh, but, silly me, I should never mind the truth). And one of the biggest reasons for that is because we are in denial about just how DEEEEEPLY CONNECTED we truly do or don’t want to be with another person.

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TREVOR!

I’m baaaaaaack! WOW isn’t summer awesome! I just got back from attending the Targhee Music Festival last weekend. Sooooo much fun in an absolutely spectacular setting – at the base of the Teton Range. Fuels the soul, feeds the heart, invigorates the privates!

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Independence Day

When there is a holiday… and I travel… and I lose track of time… I need more time!

Stay tuned for a post; coming sooooooon!

Hint: “anyone out there like golden showers”?

Blue Dong & Birth Control

Sorry for the delayed post!!!! The holiday weekend set me back a day. Smooches!!!

Ohhhh birth control. .. even without taking into consideration the onslaught of political BS that is swirling around regarding women’s access to this all-important product, I have quite a lot to say.

First of all, let’s discuss CYCLES. It’s fairly easy and obvious to know that planning pregnancy or making sure pregnancy only happens WHEN WE REALLY WANT IT TO HAPPEN is a fairly “easy” thing to do. Yet, we fail at this time and again. Why is that??

I would venture to say it’s because there’s a HUGE disconnect happening here… and both women and men are guilty.

HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

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